If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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