First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
dude. I can hear the air.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
