Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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