So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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