There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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