this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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