Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You need Xanax blowdarts
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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