with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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