everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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