My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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