It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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