i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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