Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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