I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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