no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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