That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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