Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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