Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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