It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Randomize
