he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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