i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I have already put on my inside pants.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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