K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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