just tell him i said nine months
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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