To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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