We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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