you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
two words...techno handjob
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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