In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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