So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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