bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Are my feet made of real feet?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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