Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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