no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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