So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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