I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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