he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Randomize
