But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you would pick up someone in the library
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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