It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Randomize
