Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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