so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
As shirtless as possible
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Go christen that room with your naked body.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
