Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
