people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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