told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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