she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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