just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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