It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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