So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Randomize
