I bet he comes in French.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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