Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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