Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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