I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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