Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
She needs sedatives and a leash
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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