So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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