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I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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