There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I can tuck mytits in my pants
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Randomize
