we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
You need a sexual gate keeper
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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