Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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