okay pat passed out under dana's car
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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